Internet Aphorism

Turn to page 69 of any book and read it. If you like that page, buy the book.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Routines need to understand that when they are good for me they can stay and when they suck they can go bother someone else.

If people aren’t complaining that it wouldn’t work in the real world, it’s probably not worth writing about.

If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying.

If you are past rubenesque and/or husky and are heading dangerously towards rotund, elephantine, corpulent, or are just flat out the size of a small car, do NOT force your corpus into a space meant for a normal size person...

...the chicks usually only dig guys that can do it on medium. If you can do it on hard or expert, you're just a nerd. Medium is where it's at.

Don't screw with things that work.

Is the arrangement we have now democracy, or more like an encrypted monarchy?

Win. That is what this is made of.

Kuribo's Shoe. A man-sized, nigh-unstoppable stomping machine.

Mario lives a lethal life.

Don’t worry about people stealing your design work. Worry about the day they stop.

rijnzael: correcting wrongs on the internet is like subtracting 1 from infinity.